Nuff said… Y’all mother fuckers told the nation this dude wasn’t All-Star material…
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“As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.”
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
Uruk-Hai Scimitar by Zoë [tumblr]
Lenin in the action
Flawless handwashing
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Dirty-Minded Statues !
